It's a Sad Day...

So I log onto Cnn.com and these are the headlines

Magnitude 6.7 quake strikes Indian islands
Oil crosses $141 to new record
N.Y. millionaire jailed for enslaving maids
Teens beat homeless man to death
3 teachers accused of sex with students
Scientists bet North Pole will melt away this year
Yearbook prank is racist, victims complain
Afghanistan: Death toll reaches 7-year high

What the hell is going on?

Dear Katherine Heigl...

Read this letter

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2008/06/vultures_open_letter_to_kather.html

ps KNOCKED UP IS GREAT!!!! 27 Dresses sucks big fat donkey balls

Less than 3 months

In less than 3 months I will be getting married.
Wow
Wow
It's funny, even though I dated for long periods of time I never felt like I would be someone that would get married. I thought I would have these long drawn out relationships and never actually settle down.
But I am
and it's good.
It's great.
When I went to North Park where the motto is "a ring by spring" (you know get engaged Spring of your senior year, I was so anti all of that and now, I am one of those people. Yes I got engaged in the fall, and yes it was a year and a half after I graduated but still, I guess I am technically one of those people who went to North park and found the person they wanted to spend the rest of their life with. I guess I do get some grace since the person I am marrying was not my college boyfriend and we did not start dating until almost a year after we graduated, but STILL.
So I guess I shouldn't facebook stalk and think to myself "why the hell is that person getting married? He or she is so young!" since I am one of those people now. And maybe I shouldn't cringe at the idea of so and so from one of my gen ed classes having a baby.

But then again, I am who I am. The thought of marriage is still crazy and the thought of popping out a kid or two in the next few years grosses me out, but in the wonderful words of Will Ferrell "I'M IN LOVE! I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!" And I want everyone to know it. So there.

STOP WEARING THIS BIKINI!

I am sorry, but this style of bikini is NOT flattering on ANYONE! You can have a normal shape like Drew or Katherine, a small, curvy shape like Jennifer or NO SHAPE like Kate and Christina and it will be ugly on you. IT IS UGLY! And these are the swimsuits that always get the nipple shots!
So, PLEASE STOP BUYING THESE UGLY BIKINIS! Just go with the normal, over the shoulder, boob boosting tops. They are classic and lovely, not modern and gross. Plus they make everyone's boobs look like they are sagging down to their knees.

ugh

NBA FINALS...yup

So the fourth game of the NBA finals are on tonight. As of now the Celtics lead the Lakers in the 7 game series 2-1
So...yeah. Awesome.
I don't have much to say about this except that I am going to be a total girl and comment on the uniforms and the players.
Celtics...those colors are terrible. Or maybe they aren't so terrible and I just think Kevin Garnett should be wearing the blue and white of the MN Timberwolves (I am a Minneapolis native). But hey, he's been in the league for a long time and I don't think he's ever made it this far since MN sucks.

For some strange reason I am attracted to Pau Gasol...and he is not attractive.

Thats all I got.
Good luck to both teams. I guess I will root for the lakers because well, why the hell not

Kimoria Lee Simmons = TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING!

So in a recent interview with GIANT magazine Kimoria Lee Simmons said she is not an extreme diva

I beg to differ...watch this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cidaBuudt9g&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AylUoxf9hbg&NR=1

And read this AWFUL interview
http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2005/04/kimoralee200504

Jessica Alba Becomes a Mom

Jessica Alba and her husband had a baby girl of Saturday night. Her name is Honor Marie Warren.

Will motherhood help her differentiate between a good script (Sin City) and a bad script (Honey, Fantastic Four, Into the Blue, Good Luck Chuck, Awake, The Eye, Meet Bill, Fantastic Four 2)...my guess is no

Welcome

After reading my friend Brian's blog I decided I too should start something. I've already come to the realization that the topics that I will discuss are already saturating the media but you haven't had my perspective.
I am pretty much going to talk about EVERYTHING. TV, Movies, Amy Winhouse's drug addiction, my view on the NBA finals, Obama and whatever else strikes my fancy.

So let's get started,

First off I am currently addicted to a couple of TV shows out there via Netflix.

Netflix is HANDS DOWN one of the best ideas EVER. But this isn't about Netflix this is about the wonderful world of TV on DVD.
There are THREE shows out there that I am currently addicted to whether I want to be or not. Six Feet Under, The L Word and Californication.





Six Feet Under. This show is ADDICTING! Start up a Six Feet Under Annonymous meeting and I will be there in attendance complaining about how Brenda is a psycho bitch from hell, Claire is far too angsty in the first season and it's awesome that David finally came out. I am not done with the show but I only have two season left and the only thing that keeps me from watching this all day long is Netflix can't get here soon enough


CALIFORNICATION! How is it that Hank Moody (David Duchovny) is a complete alcoholic, womanizing, occasionally hard drug using douche bag that you root for from beginning to end!?! This is some of the best writing in TV right now. EVERYONE WATCH!




And then there is The L Word. Now I gotta say that seasons 1 - 3 (only half of three) were pretty excellent. But then it fell apart. You can't blow your wad in character development in the first two seasons but alas that is what the L Word did and here I am. I am glued to my Netflix instant view every time my fiance plays Grand Theft Auto. I sit an bitch about how Jenny Schecter is an awful human being who needed to be killed off instead of Dana (she made the show hilarious)and Bette and Tina need to stop doing whatever it is they are doing because Bette is TOO GOOD for Tina. I will say that Alice and Shane are awesome and I wish they would have based the show around two best friend Lesbians in LA and the trials and tribulations they both go through to find love. But, instead we are introduced to new characters each season, and each character is more lame than the last and I still watch it.